Internet Abbreviations

 

 📚 When love meets grammar ❤️✏️

My wife texted me: "your great!"
Being a grammar enthusiast, I replied: "no, you're great."

She’s been happy and smiling all day. 😊
Now I’m wondering — should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar, or let her believe it was a romantic compliment? 🤔

💡 Урок англійської:

• your = твій, ваша (присвійний займенник)
• you're = ти є / ви є (скорочення від you are)

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😂 Taxi Joke: The Speed Issue

Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The driver realized they were quite drunk, so he started the engine, turned it off immediately, and said:
— We’ve arrived!

The first guy paid him, the second said “Thank you,” and the third suddenly… slapped the driver!

Shocked, the driver thought this guy had figured out his trick.
— What was that for? — he asked.

The drunk replied:
— Next time, watch your speed, you nearly killed us!

🚖 Moral of the story: sometimes people see things that never actually happened.

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